(Source: HBO, Fair Use)
After winning the Republican primary and becoming the leader of his party, Donald Trump decided it was time to slow things down a bit and take a few weeks off from campaigning.
Trump, always wanting to be a little bit different, decided against relaxing around in his mansion or going on a vacation, and instead auditioned for a role in Game of Thrones.
“I’ve been so focused on becoming the next President that I haven’t had any ‘me’ time in well over a year,” Trump explained to reporters.
“But I was watching Game of Thrones just the other day and I said to myself ‘Old Trump boy, you know what? You could be a real star. You could be the main character in this show.’ and everything just kind of snowballed from there.”
“I had my agent contact the GoT guys and they said they’d really like to have me over for an audition.”
Although the audition only took place yesterday, Trump has revealed that he has already been given a leading role for the Seventh season of Thrones.
“Let me tell you something,” Trump boasted.
“They loved me. They loved everything about me, and I think they knew that I was the only Actor worthy of playing the new Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch.”
“I’ve got the credentials. Oh, believe me, I’ve got the credentials. Do I love walls? Check. Hate illegal immigrants? You bet your ass I do. Willing to torture my enemies? Abso-freaking-lutely.”
“You know, sometimes I think George R.R. had me in mind when he was writing the character of Alliser Thorne,” Trump reflected.
“We’re both American heroes.”