As it turns out, you can stump the Trump.
During an ad-break at a small-town radio interview, the 69 year old Presidential hopeful was recorded admitting that his favorite anime of all time was, in fact, ‘Boku no Pico.’
Trump, quite likely assuming that his mic was turned off, let his guard down in what can only be described as a game-changing move.
“You know what? Despite the horrible things that my enemies are saying about my supporters and their love for anime, it’s not actually all that bad. I do quite enjoy some Japanese animation.”
After this confession, and at the behest of the radio host, Trump went into excruciating detail about which anime he loved, and which anime he hated.
“I’ve gotta say, my favorite anime would have to be Boku. That’s Boku no Pico for anybody who hasn’t watched it. I don’t know, there’s just something about the main character Pico that really resonates with me.”
When asked why the character of Pico, a homosexual 9 year old boy resonated so strongly with him, Trump had only this to say:
“I see a young Donald J Trump in Pico. He’s a strong, care-free boy who doesn’t take no for an answer. Whenever I’m beginning to doubt myself, I just think ‘what would Pico do?’, and I know that I need to continue forward and make America great again.”
While Trump may be the world’s #1 Boku no Pico fan, he had harsh words for other, more mainstream anime, such as Dragon Ball Z and Naruto.
“More like Dragon Ball Pee and Bore-uto, who the hell wants to watch a bunch of grown men fighting? I’d much rather watch the struggle of a young boy exploring his sexuality with his friends.”
Asked if he cared that his anime preferences would, in fact, be broadcast to the public, Trump is reported to have shrugged his shoulders, chuckled, and shaken his head.
“You can’t stump the Trump. We’ve got a lot of good people in America who will understand the love between man and anime, so I don’t think this will hurt my campaign. If anything, I will be stronger because of it.”
Whatever you say Trump, but we here at Unleashed Reality think you’ve finally been stumped!