Donald Trump Announces Plan To Annex Canada Following Recent Bestiality Controversy

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Canada has been in the spotlight recently after their Supreme Court ruled it was legal to engage in some sexual acts with animals (as long as you don’t penetrate your little puppy, anything is fair game).

But Donald Trump is having none of it. The presidential hopeful has issued a statement to the Canadian government, and if we were them, we’d be terrified.

“It’s an absolute disgrace,” Trump told reporters.

“We’ve got Mexico to the south sending us rapists, murderers, and thieves, and now there are Canadians who think it’s OK to have sex with animals.”

“The whole world is going crazy, and we as American citizens cannot simply sit by and watch.”

“Canada must be stopped.”

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After entertaining the idea of building a second wall to stop the Canadian degeneracy from seeping in, Trump instead decided to go for the militaristic approach.

“When I become the President of the United States of America,” Trump bellowed.

“I will conquer Canada.”

“I’m going to send our soldiers North, and I will create a path of death and destruction directly to Justin Trudeau’s home, where I will challenge him to a fist fight.”

“When I win – and make no mistake, I will win – Canada will become the 51st state of the glorious United States of America, and the liberal nightmare will finally be over.”